7 days of the internet.
I found this video on Monday.
Shared it with my friends on Tuesday.
It was going viral by Wednesday.
And on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
It got boring on Sunday.
07 March 2014 in (NSFWK) | Permalink
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Bravo and congratulations for making it through the week everyone.
Top work all round.
Now reward yourself with a hot, stinking pile of internet to carry you through those last couple of hours.
You've earned this.
Keep on living the dream.
28 February 2014 in (NSFWK) | Permalink
Welcome to Internet.
Happy Friday to you all.
If you're going to do two things today, have a go at these (in this order):
Well done everyone.
21 February 2014 in (NSFWK) | Permalink
Grab it here.
Several key questions answered this week:
Yes, the internet is still working. I managed to keep it on track despite a massive power cut here yesterday. Somebody bloody had to.
Yes, people have done some more funnies.
Yes, Flappy Bird is still making me want to smash my phone every two seconds.
Yes, neknomination is still rife. Now the media have picked up on it and have decided it's the worst thing to happen to the youth of Britain since Meow Meow.
As you were.
07 February 2014 in (NSFWK) | Permalink
If you're going to do one thing today.
Other than read the internet round up.
Download Flappy Bird.
It's a hideously addictive game which has taken the internet by storm.
Although I can't be responsible for how angry it may make you.
You have been warned.
What's interesting though is that it's been available on the App Store since May.
Yet now it's topping charts and having it's time in the spotlight.
The internet is a funny place.
But there's a lesson to be learnt.
As much as the internet likes shiny new things.
I like shiny new things.
Everything and anything can have it's time.
So never write anything off.
Because it may still have its day in the sun.
31 January 2014 in (NSFWK) | Permalink
Never has there been such a good week on the internet.
Gonna put the the troubles of the week behind you and settle down to watch some YouTubes.
Give yourself a break.
You time. That's what you need. It's
Up to you how long you spend looking at them, just
Never let your manager catch you. Unless you're
Gonna claim it's research of course.
Let yourself go. Watch a year on Vine and think about how
You could be more creative sometimes. It's
Down to you to do it though. Although most people
Never stick to their resolutions. Anyway
Gonna finish this up and
Around time I did some more work
And got back to it. But don't worry, I won't
Desert you. I'll be back next week.
You better believe.
I tried, eh?
24 January 2014 in (NSFWK) | Permalink
This week I've decided that I'm going to write a haiku of what happened on the internet.
This is happening.
This week man flourished
We proposed and flew sky high
I liked possessed baby
17 January 2014 in (NSFWK) | Permalink
The internet's pretty good isn't it?
Like, really good.
And everyone who has chipped in a little.
It's a team effort.
The online clique.
You've nailed this one.
So when you log on today.
And type in all the w's.
Just be thankful for who put what you're looking for there.
Whether it be a video of Michael Bay crashing and burning at CES.
Or a picture of Shaquille O'Neal picking up Bill Gates.
We all have to do our bit.
So think for the uploader. The bringer. The sharer.
And think about sharing a little back next time.
10 January 2014 in (NSFWK) | Permalink
Download it here.
All of you are no doubt reading this in the year known as 2014.
Much better than that dastardly 2013.
He was a right old scamp.
Instead, we have here a gentleman, a scholar of a year.
A specimen of time who wouldn't think twice about laying a coat over the puddle of post NYE blues.
Leading you on curtly towards the weekend.
A real good egg if you will.
And so far he has delivered internet, glorious internet, in merry abandonment.
From reliving the spectacular fireworks of Westminster.
To the bizarre gaming videos of PewDiePie (who has more YouTube subscribers than One Direction I'll have you know).
It's all here.
So take a deep breath.
Put on your headphones.
And open your brain receptacles to the madness.
03 January 2014 in (NSFWK) | Permalink
Go on, treat yourself.
It's a time for giving.
The baby Jesus.
And lots of 'best of' lists.
Lots of them.
I'll do one as well.
Here you are.
The best of the internet 2013.
According to me, really.
And some stats from Google.
But mainly me.
Here's two heavily buttered slices of internet.
And a festive filling of YouTubes and more.
Merry Christmas everyone.
20 December 2013 in (NSFWK) | Permalink