Several key questions answered this week:
Yes, the internet is still working. I managed to keep it on track despite a massive power cut here yesterday. Somebody bloody had to.
Yes, people have done some more funnies.
Yes, Flappy Bird is still making me want to smash my phone every two seconds.
Yes, neknomination is still rife. Now the media have picked up on it and have decided it's the worst thing to happen to the youth of Britain since Meow Meow.
As you were.