how not to get a job at wieden + kennedy (2)

Following last week's application from the mad bomber, here's another strange approach, which arived by email:

Hello Natalie, how are you? do you remember me? We met years ago in a supermarket, yeah, trust me, I gave you an orange and a bannana while you were in the check out counter. That was a difficult moment for you, I saw your desperate face and I was right there for you when you needed my help. Do you remember me, right? The orange and bannana boy?

Well, I was very pleasantly surprised when I saw you are working in an advertising agency, what a coincidene, me too, oh yeah, I couldnt believe it I'm so lucky. So, I would like a position in your agency. I would like it so very much. Now is time you to return the favor for the orange and the bannana.

Thanks Natalie,

J_______

(a copywriter lost in latin america, maybe lost at all)

Comments

[L.Vazquez]

Once, in an interview, I said the words "This would be a great opportunity for me" like 4 times. Later, I couldn't believe I said that. Four times.

The constant references to himself in the second paragraph reminded me of that aweful interview.