security pants

Brilliant item available for sale from Shomer-Tec, producers of 'Law Enforcement and Military Equipment.'

The descriptive blurb is so good it deserves to be reproduced in full:

The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown). To add realistic smell, check out "Doo Drops" on Page 65.

Or, of course, you could just hide your money in an actual pair of dirty pants.

Comments

[vomit]

sick.

[More Light More Power]

never mind all that rubbish
you obviously have nothing better to do than surf the net for skiddyknickers and stick kitchen blenders into suits
why dont you get off yer phat asses and change some of the popped lightbulbs in that dinky chandelier for gods sake or goddamit fire your cleaners cos we're watching them pop one by one and not get replaced - what does it mean?when they all go out will you close down?
and another thing why dont you just clean that scrawlly orrid tagging of the flippin building once and for all- you're encouraging the local riff raff to come and do all the houses as well . dont you think we've had enough of this artsy fartsy shite yet
so in short - get back to work and take a bit a pride in the area
ta luvs

[dirtyPanties]

I just threw up in my mouth.

[Simon]

I smell the unmistakable stench of Popbitch here...

[Bernard]

Please, I visit your site everyday. You must take the underwear off. For the last couple days I've opened your site with my hand covering half the screen in case they were still there. Please "refresh" your web page. Cheers...

[bonkadonks]

My friend Kevin sent me to look at this page.

We are no longer friends.

[VOMIT]

Seriously, disgusting.

[neil]

We painted over the graffiti just recently. Fair point on the lightbulbs.

[koppa]

Hello,
My name is koppa, Am American, but lives and work here in Japan .I
run a company here in ,Nara-ken, Tokyo.I am interested in making a purchase of
some product from your store,I will like you to provide me with the price list
of the available product in stock still,provide me with your website so that i
can check what you have there before making out my orders,Concerning the
shipment of these order, I know there are lots of restrictions making it hard
or even impossible for you to sell and get the order shipped out of the united
states, but there is a shipping agency which I am registered with,The
shipping's agent representative in the United State Of America will come to
you for the pick up of the order from the united states to me here in Japan,So
as soon as I am done with my payment with you which happen to be our company
credit card as a mode of payment,I will make arrangement for the order to be
picked up from your store,Can we proceed
to the business?I am waiting anxiuosly to hear back from you.
Best regard.From
the desk of sales representative,
koppa